It’s like cars: it doesn’t matter if it’s a hatchback or a limo, if it’s pretty I’ll take it for a ride. But if ya eat real good an heavy the night before – something like giblets and gravy or tuna melts, and ya push real hard back on em and have em punch your ribs a little, you can fit just about anything up ‘er I reckon.”ħ. “Taking a twelver in the stank tank ain’t no small feat and that ain’t no lie. Taking a twelver in the stank tank ain’t no small feat and that ain’t no lie. Plus, what I lack in dick I make up for in ass )”Ħ. And he’s a total top and I’m like 90% bottom anyway. “I’m a little below average, but my fuckbuddy has a HUGE dick (like a baby/toddler arm) and at first it was intimidating, and but he didn’t seem to care, so neither did I. What I lack in dick I make up for in ass.
Most guys don’t take it well when the girl they’re hitting on has a bigger dick than they do.”ĥ. “I’m trans, and unfortunately also am well endowed. Most guys don’t take it well when the girl they’re hitting on has a bigger dick than they do. Besides bragging rights and the look, it’s mainly just inconvenient to be bigger.”Ĥ. It doesn’t bother him since he’s above average himself. Besides bragging rights and the look, it’s mainly just inconvenient to be bigger. I’d take a guy with a pencil dick over a Corbin Fisher horse-cock any day.”ģ. “When it comes to gay sex, there is absolutely such a thing as too big. When it comes to gay sex, there is absolutely such a thing as too big. “Anything more than a mouthful is a pain in the ass.”Ģ. Anything more than a mouthful is a pain in the ass. A grand jury was convened to determine if any of the students should be charged criminally.1. In January 2012, it was reported that two students were expelled over the incident and a further five were suspended. In November 2011, The Eagle-Tribune reported that police were investigating claims that two Andover High School (Massachusetts) basketball players were hazed by older team members into playing the game. Īccording to the book Law of the Playground, 1,866 men were asked: "How close have you got to the game of soggy biscuit, in which you race to wank onto a cracker?" Of the respondents, 6.2% reportedly admitted to having played the game.
The game has been featured in popular culture, including Stephen Fry's The Liar, the German film Crazy, the 2006 film Sleeping Dogs Lie, the " Chains" episode of Blackadder II, the "Freaks & Greeks" episode of Drawn Together, the "Sleepover" episode of Big Mouth, "The Patent Troll" episode of Silicon Valley, the rock band Limp Bizkit, and Skinless's song "Scum Cookie". Soggy biscuit is not necessarily associated with homosexuality, since the game does not require sexual contact the idea and practice of the game is in keeping with the spirit of adolescent sexual exploration associated by many in the UK with public schools or in Australia with private schools. In Australia, it is also known as soggy SAO after the SAO brand of biscuits that are popular there. The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. Additionally, a participant who fails to hit the biscuit when he ejaculates must then eat it.
Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, jizzcuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit (UK) or cookie (US) masturbating and ejaculating onto it the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.